Coconut

Coconut is the host of Camp C.O.C.O.N.U.T.S. He is a world-renowned scammer and conman, and the camp is just his latest scheme to humor himself.

Coconut is 26 1/2 years old, but has already been to prison 17 times (15 of those visits were for striking people in the gonads) and is a gigantic factor in the criminal underworld.

When asked why he is doing all the crazy things that he does, he just replied "It makes me chuckle. It funny, go ha ha. Laughing is good, and I want to laugh, so if I want to laugh, what better way to make myself laugh than to dip some innocent folks into a vat of hydrochloric acid?"

Coconut had the upper right corner of his head gnawed off by a contestant from his old failed gameshow, named The Camp In Which Coconut Gets The Upper Right Corner Of His Head Chomped Off (or TCIWCGTURCOHHCO)

Coconut was born with a tiny face compared to the shape of his body, and a abnormally big and curvy mouth. He is very insecure and sensitive about both of those things, so DON'T MENTION IT TO HIM (or he'll strike you in the gonads)

Coconut has a fixation on striking people in the gonads. If you get eliminated from the camp, Coconut will strike you in the gonads and then send you to your crappy hotel room to live the rest of your days on the horrible island.

Coconut acquired the island through a shady website on the internet called "CrustyOldStinkyIslandsInTheMiddleOfThePacificOcean.org" and it is heavily implied that he just barged in on the island and the owner of the island doesn't know that he or any of the contestants are there.